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Saccade 11-05-2009 01:02 AM

Thanks Tomekk - I hate those guys in COD! They totally pwn, doodz. Goddamn 12 year old american kids...

What's the animated comics, russ?
Do you know any sites that I could look at?

I've never thought about doing animations with ascii...

Is it made in as a swf or Fireworks gif?
Or something else?
I think I've seen one on a you-tube video of General Monmotha (fish-dude) from Return of the Jedi where he's singing a song, but that was loads better than anything I could do. I don't think I could do stuff that complicated... I'm just a standard 101 UK keyboard.

I just like making the pictures for an ascii site. Sometimes I get one on there.
Not often...

It's more fun to make them about computer games and stuff.
I get the structure from an icon editor and then convert it into the right characters for the shape.
Some you need to use a PC keyboard for and some a Mac keyboard.

I still haven't found the right font to make use of the extended character map for here, though.
It always comes out wrong...
Maybe I should try the < div > thing GTX and Arete mentioned..?

Saccade 11-05-2009 03:47 AM

TIE / Fighter!
 
Code:



          ,|||||;
        )|||||||)   
        (| O  o |)
        )6  ^  |(
      (||\  =  /|)(                I've uploaded the original
      )||||`-'||||(                Star Wars Arcade game.
          |  |                      So now you can suck at X-Wing
      ,======(@)==                  in CGA & blame it on wireframes.
      /      /\  \
    /      /  \  |
    /____/|  |  |    <=== Pandaaa's Tie.
    / ~~ ~)  |  |
    ~---.,)  \  /                     
          |  "'                     
                                     
                                     
                _                      _
                | |                    | |
                | |                    | | 
                | |                    | | 
                | |                    | | 
 Pandaaa's      | |        .---.        | | 
 TIE Fighter    | |    _.'\  /'._    | |
      ===>    /  L__--- | .'"'. | ---__J  \  ______
              \  p''---_| '._.' |_---''q  /  [______}
                | |      ./  \.      | |        _______[/color] 
                | |        '---'        | |        [_______}
                | |                    | |
                | |                    | |
                |_|                    |_|  §ac

Hey!? Since when were TIE Fighters loaded with Proton Torpedos? I thought that was only TIE Bombers, B-Wings and X-Wings...

Saccade 11-05-2009 04:06 AM

Long time ago, blah blah blah.
 
Code:


rem {#insert asski[ss] star wars}
            ,--------------------------.  ,-------.    ,------------.       
          .-'                          | /        \    |            "'.   
        '                              | '        `    |                .   
        '      ----------.    .-------'/          \  |    .---.      |   
        |      `.        |    |        '    .    `  |    `---'      '   
        `        `-.    |    |      /    / \    \  |              .'   
        `..        `.  |    |      '    '-`    `  |              .     
,------------          .  |    |      /              \ |    .        `------.
|                      |  |    |    '      ___      ` |    |\            |
|                    ,'  |    |    '    .'  `.    `|    | `.          |
`--------------------'    `-----'    `-----'    `-----'`-----'  "`----------'
,-----.  ,------.  ,------. ,-------.    ,-----------.          ,-----------;
 \    `  '      `  '    / /        \    |            `"'.    ,-'          |
 `      \/        \/      ' '        `    |                .  '              |
  \                      / /          \  |    .---.      | '        -------'
  `                      ' '    .    `  |    `---'      ' |      `.     
  \                    / /    / \    \  |              .' `        `-.   
  `                    ' '    '-`    `  |              .    `..        `. 
    \        /\        / /              \ |    .        `-------          ,
    `      '  `      ' '      ___      ` |    |\                          |
    \    /    \    / '    .'  `.    `|    | `.                      .'
    `-----,    `-----, `-----'    `-----'`-----'  "`--------------------' 

[/b][/color]                  10 goto #prev asski
                              20 print "lame asski humour"
                              25 goto 10
                              26 ? "§ac"
                              30 run


(you think it should be the star wars logo colour (bold yellow, I think) or plain black? I can't decide...)

Saccade 11-05-2009 04:52 AM

Frodo's a *what*?!!
 
Code:

          .-"~--.            ,________________.
      '" /      \          | You mean that  |
        {\~~~,-';/}''      /  Frodo's a girl |
        {/ o) (0 \} ''    /-' Hobitsises?    |
    _    |  (_)  |    ____/  ----------------"
  {+}  __/\(_=_)/\__
  | (_/\ {}.---,{} /\            (Great Gandalf's Grey Bottom Beard..!
_,-\ \/  \  \  /  /  \,-_~._            That means I'm not gay!)
  /)|  /  ~T T~  \  \    \~._
  | )|  /\  -! !-  /\  \        `-,
  \)|_/ |  .!_\.  |/  /  --
  \ \  /  /b_d\  \\  /  / (\ %@% @ 
  / (  \_/  _  \_/ \/  /Klik\  \% 
,__\ \  /    |    \_/  (  My  ) |% 
/  ) /''-| __ | __ |    \Eggs/
  |(    (    |    )---...__%~                     
  (|    {____|____}        '-._ 
  ||    |  ||  |
  {[    ///\)(/\\\ 
    \]  oOO(~)(~)OOo

z|    "" '#    !"    ^  §ac."    ;' ^


Saccade 11-05-2009 05:23 AM

Street Hoe Fighter 2 Turbo Deluxe Special Edition
 
Stuff That's Not Suitable For Work or When yr Mum's Looking

Code:

[/cod]
&&^___^D
    "
oops


Saccade 11-05-2009 06:14 AM

Gunz & Chix R Kewl
 
Code:


      ,-.              _                                   
    (/^\)            |_T±>__________________,....._  />_
    (\./)            ;________________/    :    \ ±""o.\__
    ,-+-.            :---|------------------k-----^-`--'  /
    /(_I_)\            \__L________________\____________\
    \\) (//                        ""-, o ,--. \--'/  l ,-t±,
    {  }                              \ (  J) ;""  ](
    ( | )                              | `--" o;      Y
      \|/                                """""";|  .-. {\
      /|\                                      :|  '-'  }\
      \|/                                      ;;      {;
      /Y\                                      :|      }|  (representation
  (pandaaa)                                    ;'-------`;  of my manhood)
                                                '"-§ac--'"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRgYt...eature=related
And this, boys and girls, is why
Even though chicks and guns are cool -
They don't always go together well...


Saccade 11-05-2009 07:47 AM

Man - that's a lot of Pandaaa! pics... Anyone would think I had a crush on her or something.

arete 11-05-2009 07:47 AM

:hysterical:

So that explains men and their fascination with guns... :whistling:

Keep it tidy, btw. Kids use this forum too. ;)

PS, pls make me a sig butterfly? Not for here obviously, for my gmail. Say, eight or nine lines high? Similar to the pink floyd thing?

Saccade 11-05-2009 09:42 AM

Eeek, sorry guys - I've been cleaning these before I put them up here, too...
I'll do what I do with my writing in future, to make sure it's suitable - run it past Claire.
She's the voice of reason in our house and will put me straight, I'm sure!

Wow, I really do ramble on a lot sometimes, eh?
Code:

      __     
    >(' )       
      )/ 
    /(____/\ 
    /        )
    \ `  =~~/      Quack - >0}      >O}      >')    Bzzt - >o]      >"}     
    `---Y-'                (_>      {_>      (_>            [=>      (=>
      ~~'
   
Spot the androduck.


arete 11-05-2009 09:57 AM

You could always put the rude bits into spoilers.

Like This


And put a disclaimer on it. That way your ass is covered. :)


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