Granted, you now have a FC Liverpool fan in your room.


I wish that my throat wouldn't sore.

Granted, but now your leg falls off.

I wish that tonight is full of joy and fantastic music!


(btw, I hope you feel better soon Tulac :) )

Granted. You meet a lovely handsome guy, that'll screw your feelings in the end. You're sad for the next two months.


I wish for better digestible coffee.

Granted, it is now pure acid and goes straight through you. Literally.

I wish for a pony :P

Granted. The pony falls down on you.


I wish the this stupid wardrobe would get out of my office.

Granted, the wardrobe comes to life, attacks you, then leaves.

I wish I had the ability to cook well.

Granted. You're moved into The Twilight Zone where you have to cook well eternally for a sultan. Every day is the same.


I wish for a nice pub around.

Granted, but oh god! The pub is filled with obnoxious englishmen!


I wish for arcade games

Granted, your world becomes one huge arcade game.

Oh my oh my oh my an enormous sun outburst causes a devastating EMP and your world is fried.
You're also fried.
Shame, real shame, tsssssssssssssssssssssss.

I wish I didn't had to paint my house again ..... :/

Granted, It has burned to the ground

I wish I didn't see all the crap I've seen on the internet