jumping up in the sky, falling down and changing into a Forum Hobbit, so small you could barely see him but big enough to notice he had eliphant ears

Suddenly....... I.....woke.....up......again.....
i couldnt believe it it was all just a dream ???puzzled by the strange dream i had just had, i decided to go and get my brain looked at. so i picked up the phone and..

dialed 555-ACME-SHRINK, but all of the sudden the phone was becoming huge! and still growing!!! "This must be...

one of those new-fangled growing phone thingummies ive heard about so much". When did i get one of those?, i thought. must be...

of my uncle who buys strange fishies wich you can use to slap strangers in their face. So i used the giant phone to call 555-ACME-SHRINK and asked if they delivered tulips and lasagna pie's but as i expected they answered

"Are you sure son? I mean, the tulips are quite dead, and the lasagne is, to be perfectly honest with you, extremly past the date and very pungent and beside we're all out on both tulips and lasagne and frankly, we never sold those items... we don't exist. No, we don't. I'm sorry, but you'll have to try somewhere else. Goodbye". This, however

enraged me so much I decided to grab my car, put it in my pocket and I jumped of a cliff. While I was falling down I saw strange napkins falling with me. When I reached the bottem I noticed that the scenery looked very much like Wonderland...

"Hey, aren't you Alice?" inquired a 10-ton-weighted-down white rabbit with a tophat rushing downwards as fast as only a rabbit weighted down with a 10 ton weight can do,

I answered:"Course I am friend! Have a light for me?" I saw that the rabbit didn't like the answer i gave

"No smoking in Wonderland!" the furious furball fired at me, totally ignoring the