Granted. You've now seen all of that same crap, but in your own bedroom.

I wish I didn't have to drive 325 miles this afternoon.

Granted. Il take you back in time and now you'l have to walk 325 miles.

I wish I had an appartment near my school

Granted...but unfortunately theres a lunatic doing some schoolshooting...and you die

i wish i was an Arnold.

Granted, you are now Arnold Arnoldski

I wish people weren't so concerned about being so politically correct all the time

Granted, now people are concern about not being concerned to be politically correct all the time.

I wish for bigger spoons

Granted.
All your mugs are obsolete and you have to buy special stirrers or giant mugs to make a coffee.

I wish to be a Planeteer!

Granted. You're now stuck in a cartoon comic world.
I wish we didn't have the global warming rising

Granted. Now we have the global cooling. Hope you have lots of wool.


I wish people would realize that Winnie the Pooh is all about "The moneyh!"

Granted, but you destroy millions of people's childhood memories in the process, so they hunt you down and kill you.

I wish I didn't have to go out tonight.

Granted; you now have absolutely no friends, family, or associates with whom you could go out with even if you wanted.

I wish I could speak fluent Russian