Granted, although in your quest for muscles you misuse steroids and become a hulk of a man with breasts and shrunken genitalia.

I wish for friends that weren't so crazy.

Granted, now you have dull conservative friends.

I wish you had made a wish :P

Granted.
He made a wish and it didn't turn out like he hoped it would.

I wish my coffee hadn't gotten cold

Granted. Your coffe is so hot, that You've burnt Your mouth and throat.


I wish taht autumn will finally ends

It ends. Now it's winter.

I wish I hadn't run out of cigarettes just now.

Granted.
You find another pack, but they're wet.
(See how you like it! :bleh: )

I wish my playstation didn't broked.

Granted, your PS is in excellent shape.
Works GREAT.
Yay.

Your two arms are broken now, and all your fingers.
Whilst I'm on it, your neck is also broken.
And your legs.
You're a totall loss.


I wish my [autocensormode on]*********[/autocensor mode off] wasn't itching.

Granted your autocensormode isn't itching anymore.

I wish I didn't needed to reinstall Windows on my Desktop. :wallbash:

granted, you v got no desktop at all

i wish for a new i pod