Caesar salad, Lamb in mint sauce and fruit cake, much to the exitement of

the little fruits in the cake who started yelling:"Eat me!". This, however

made the evil minded Emperor decide that "NO! I will NOT eat you". "Now suffer in great pain as I... wait, that didn't make sense now, did it?" he suddenly suggested to a passing

icebear who was holding a SquirrelSlayer™ 3000, however i didn't noticed he had one when it was too late

as a man in black and a Stetson hat entered the oddly out-of-place saloon door, eyes prying, growling "Any real squirrel slayers around? I didn't think so. Hahaha!". Seldom has anyone uttered such ill concieved words, for

some reason i started to feel dizzy, blood started coming from my eyes, my ears fell off.
I didnt know what was happening, so i began to...

scream:"What is happining!?". Naturally, someone said

"You're screaming, bleeding, you're falling to pieces. Stop it!" in a warm, friendly voice sounding like

a gay swan. the next thing my toes began to grow and grow and grow and...

grow until ten sick zeppelins took to the sky, leaving me upside down as I