^Objects to the mightyz0rst power in the universe, no, in Teh internets!

^Probably wouldn't mind if I'd say: "HOOAH, COMMANDER!!"

^ has failed to take into account the incidence of third nipples and mastectomies in his signature.

^ is a breast expert.

^ is a continuous player of the fun game

^Got a monkey in his signature...

^Is the forum hobbit...

^Right about that! :D

^Uses a bad movie poster as an avatar.

^Was talking to The Bard... LOL