You fight like a pebble, and my sword will suck your blood. It's all too simple.

Hey, wait! Aren't you the one on the picture in the dictionary in the entry 'coward'?

Jerry the Yellow!? I finally found my long lost twin!

Is that a tic tac in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm looking at that picture on the wall behind ya!

You will never going to defeate me with my vibrosword!

^You have a vibrator???

"Play some Monkey Island and come back when you have learned better insults, you fool!"

What, like yours? You're so soft you can only insult my insults.

Why don't you go take a long walk offa short pier?

Why don't you take a dive down from your Napoleon complex?

I ate clams more agile than you

Hooray for the FEV!

Is you're sword soooo small - I can't see it?

Funny how it works... the more you open your eyes, the bigger it becomes...

Come on, you should know how the dance goes, we fight, you die!

<as I pull the sword from your torso> I'm sorry I broke tradition.

Your grandma put up more of a fight than you!

Can your grandma kick yer behind too?


Did you learn to fight by a textbook, your awfully rigid...