38. You can dry a towel (with another towel?).

39. You can dye a towel, and decorate your room with it.

40. You can sling a knot into a towel to remember your birthday (two knots for your mothers birthday).

41. You can loose your towel on purpose, so someone might find it and bring it back to you.

Meaning of Life (42). You can leave your towel somewhere and declare it to someone else's problem.

43. You can cook a towel in mintsauce (white wine sauce, if you are not british).

44. You might filter water with a towel.

45. You might use it as a cape if you are imitating batman (if you are under 12) or Paul Stanley (Kiss) or Artur Brown (God of Hellfire).

45a. You can wipe the makeup from your face after imitating Paul Stanley.

46. You can use your towel to hurl stones.

46a. You can hide your face instantly with the towel, if your stone broke into a window.

48. You can cover your head with a towel in case of a nuclear attac.

49. You can extract all the dyes out of a towel to produce some new drugs out of them.

50. You might use a towel as a contraceptive either by wrapping a certain masculine bodypart or by NOT wrapping any bodypart at all (if you're looking like me).

51. If you're a Chinese airline pilot, you can call the ail tlaffic contlol towel at the ailpolt.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mighty Midget @ Jan 18 2007, 07:39 AM) [snapback]275466[/snapback]</div>Velly, velly good! :D

52. You can hang the towel over your monitor playing CS, if you like the challenge.

53. You can attempt the Indian rope trick, or in this case, the towel trick.

54. You can attempt the flying towel trick as well

55. You can wear it backwards and call yourself "Lew Ot".

56. You can save it for a rainy day

57. You can count all the strings of which your towel consists if you are not busy enough writing reviews for abandonia or merely bored with life in general.

58. You leash it, persistantly refer to it as "your dog, Pluto" and take it for a walk around the block

59. You can argue with it, if you have lost your mind

60. You can pretend it argues back, if your doctor will let you keep it

61. You can put it in a drawer

62. You can use it as a table cloth

63. You can forget you ever had a towel

64. You can marry it, if you are totally unhinged

65. You can make games about its fields of applications

66. You can wipe that smile off your face with it

67. You can use it as a mask when robbing a bank

68. You can wear it to infiltrate the KKK

69. You can sing songs about it

70. You can write books about it

71. You can read books for it

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mighty Midget @ Jan 18 2007, 08:12 AM) [snapback]275475[/snapback]</div>So you might be sued by Disney because of copyright violations... :bleh:

72. You can rest your head on it during the psychologic treatment you would need when considdering a towel for a dog.

73. You can envelope your copy of the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" into it if you have lost your "Don't Panic" sleeve.