Granted, but it's a secret wish so you can't corrupt it.

I wish I knew what Himmler's wish was.

Now you do, and you immediately wish you didn't :D

I wish for corn-free ice-cream...

Granted, you will instead get corn chewing gum, corn candybars, corn beer, corn coffee and corn flavoured cigarettes

I wish the Sex Pistols would finally realize they should stay in their graves

OK, they get amplifiers and instruments to play in their crypt and the speakers are above the ground. Simoultanously the playing is recorded and shipped!


I wish for a world with no need for money.

Ok, but then the world descends into a post-apocalyptic nightmare where only the strongest can get what they need, and everyone else starves.

I wish for a sunny day

You're moved to the middle of Sahara with no water on you and ove hundrets of kilometers away from any signs of life.

I wish I had a wish fulfilling genie.

Granted, unfortunately, it's heavy on the bottle

I wish for a bright future for one and all

Granted, the sun will bloat and transform into a red giant, that'll truely be bright.


I wish for uncomplicated software, easy to use.

Granted, all the software you need to get the job done has now turned into "Hello World"s

I wish I knew how to write computer programs

Granted, you can now write the names of all computer programes ever made, but still can't programe yourself.

I wish I had better money collecting skills.