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Well I posted this in the JOKES thread - but here it goes again!
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who can read binary, and those who can't.

BTW - Nice to see you again Aaberg! Welcome back. :Brain:

hang on my joke stunk worse than anyone else well better commit suicide goodbye crulel; world hey my favourite tv sahows on watchs tv a well you win some you lose some

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Originally posted by win98@Sep 27 2005, 09:28 PM
...you win some...

Nice comment comming from you :bleh:

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Originally posted by OvErLoRd+Sep 27 2005, 07:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OvErLoRd @ Sep 27 2005, 07:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-win98@Sep 27 2005, 08:03 PM
2 error messages my mate who got windows loghorn beta had
in windows disk defragmenter windows found remove it rewinstall it or destroy your copy of it
starting windows keyboard not found go stick the keyboard to your head so you remember to plug it in to pc
i know theses are fake but if they were reall wow things would get out of hand

I know I said it before, but lack of any interpunction whatsoever in your posts makes an art out of correctly understanding them. [/b][/quote]
And what about the double posting?

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Originally posted by Quintopotere+Sep 28 2005, 12:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Quintopotere @ Sep 28 2005, 12:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by OvErLoRd@Sep 27 2005, 07:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-win98

Quote:

@Sep 27 2005, 08:03 PM
2 error messages my mate who got windows loghorn beta had
in windows disk defragmenter windows found remove it rewinstall it or destroy your copy of it
starting windows keyboard not found go stick the keyboard to your head so you remember to plug it in to pc
i know theses are fake but if they were reall wow things would get out of hand

I know I said it before, but lack of any interpunction whatsoever in your posts makes an art out of correctly understanding them.

And what about the double posting? [/b][/quote]
Yes, that too. But I don't find double-posting as annoying as thousand words just thrown without interpunction in one sentence.

Forget that, it isn't even a sentence. It lacks final dot.

Uhh how cliched but hmmm

Geek1: how did your date with that hotty go
Geek2: oh we went all the way
geek1: really? how was it?
Geek2: not much just a lot of input,output and loop

A musician invited his friend programmer to see his new piano.
Programmer came, sit with it for a while and said:
-Old keyboard: only 86 keys, but pressing "Shift" with leg - that's original!

APPLE
Arogance produces profit losing entity

BASIC
Bill's attemt to seize industry control

DOS
defective operating system

IBM
I blame microsoft

ISDN
It still does nothing

WINDOWS
Will install needless on whole system

WWW
Worldwide wait

In chat:

It: People, give me IP of some fool!
<Someone>: 127.0.0.1
It: Wow! Thanks! He's dead...

It leaves chat.