Granted, it gave you ideas on where to put your thumb instead.

I wish everyone would do the monkey dance :monkey_dance:

so we did, including you (right.. you sarted dancing)

i wish i didnt have to wake up so early tomorrow

Granted, you have to sleep during the day until the late evening. Because of this, you're slowly turning into a crazy killer, roaming the streets at night.
I wish I had an ice cream right now

Granted. Unfortunately the temperature randomly spikes to 200 degrees and your ice cream instantly melts into a messy puddle on the floor, which is then attacked by red fire ants so there's no chance of eating the melted ice cream. You then suffer a massive mental break down and spend the rest of your life crying in a straight jacket in a padded cell.

I wish upon a star...

Your wish is granted, you're now crushed by a huge flaming meteor.
I wish there were less mosquitos where I am right now

ALAKZAM! You wish has been granted. Now there are only 20 mosquitos. They are the size of skyscrapers and are currently enjoying a flesh feast.

I wish for the death of River dance.

Granted. With the dead of the river dance, the rivers cease flowing and there's no more drinking water. Rain circles are disturbed and everything goes down the drain. Great wish... <_< ;)


I wish I knew the name of this rock band I have two unlabled CDs of. :whistling:

Granted.
The name is so pretentious and crap that you can never enjoy their music again.

I wish I had a McBurger.

And a huge Scott comes up and hugs you and says: "Aye laddy, I bestove 'ereby the love of the whole clan McBurger upan ye!"

I wish somebody took a picture of that happening.

Granted, but they happen to be naked and wouldn't you know, the Mind's Eye is the one we can't poke out.

I wish for Lulu Jane.