Tom Waits' piano had another drink while waiting for

Jimi Hendix's old guitar to pop around with

Jethro Tull's flute. Although Tom Waits' piano was excited to meet up with Jimi Hendrix's guitar, he was dreading seeing Jethro Tull's flute again.
Tom Waits' piano poured himself another drink and thought about the huge, ugly fight he had gotten into with Jethro Tull's flute back in '82. They had been fighting over the most amazing woman in the world - Janis Joplin's whiskey bottle. Jethro Tull's flute got the girl in the end, and Tom Waits' piano had never forgiven him for taking Janis Joplin's whiskey bottle away from him, Tom Waits' piano wanted revenge...

Jethro Tulls flute, but eventually his anger faded when he met the real woman of his life, Jessica Albas strings..

However, Jessica Alba's String unexpectedly unravelled one day, causing.....

her to gag on a

loose end finding, rather to it's unpleasant supprise, itself stuck

trapped, confined and terrified inside a...

cosmic dimension unkown

to every man, woman and bottle, even the dimension itself. "Who am I? What am I doing here and where is this story taking me?" the dimension thought as