Since he didn't make a wish Reamus's tongue falls out.

I wish ac/dc would go on tour here and I got to go and see them and it was awesome.

Granted, but it's the tour on which they play their latest album which sounds like a mix of backstreet boys and 50 cent.

I wish for more eggz.

Granted.
And you may join the eggheads now.

I wish it wouldn't be begin to freeze at night from now on ....... :/

granted, you now spend the nights thawing because you are completely frozen to the core.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish the first time.

Not granted.
Having no tongue you are unable to do more than hope, which might be enough for jesus, but not for this genie, brother.

@Tulac: I wished for awesome too! :wallbash:

Now I wish I had the power of a Jedi.
No midichlorians, thank you.
Just the Force.

Granted, you are now a jedi cat.

Btw are you saying that backstreet boys are not awesome? :blink:

I wish for chumloofah to think that backstreet boys are awesome.

Granted, and you are now a Backstreet boy. Chumloofah's new obsession leads him to stalk and, eventually, murder all of the Backstreet Boys, including you. What a shame.

I wish for a happy, happy birthday.

Granted. It is the happiest birthday anyone has ever had in the entire existence of mankind. Unfortunately every birthday after this one sucks and is incredibly disappointing because none of them could possibly live up to how great this one is, so to escape the depression you OD on heroin and die at the ripe old age of 20.

I wish for a special going away present.

Granted.
Your tongue in a jar.

I wish I had the discipline to end this tongue madness.

Granted, but no-one else does, so your tongue-stopping plans are foiled MWAHAHHAH.

I wish I was less stressed today.