^And a nice cup of tea? *freezes in terror*

^ is scared during a war

/\ Is not?

^ forgot that I lead no wars

^Finds himself constantly in second place

^ is happy to be the first everywhere

^ isn't satisfied with second place

^ is standing upside-down

/\Appears to be the right way up, because I'm down under.

*waves at Icewolf*

I hope you had a wonderful birthday darl', no hangover I hope?!

^ Doesn't know that I'm actually flying upside-down

EDIT: Aghh, nuts! late again!