Granted. You are less stressed, you are totally bored. Nothing happens and the whole day is dull. When you're home you think what a crappy day this has been and get drunk.


I wish for more scalable phoning solutions!

Granted.
You get your completely uninteresting wish, but your phone gets superglued to your ear.

By the way, Lulu's wish turned into a perfect day.
I wish I got the exact same result from this wish.

Congratulations, racer. You got it right. You wished the perfect wish. You have a very nice day. Enjoy it, because it is also your last. <Nefarious, diabolical, maniacal laughter>

I wish for a single atom of a single brick of the Great Wall of China to fall off in six years.

Granted. It does. Nothing happens to the wall. The atom get carried directly to you due to interregional winds and weather and whatnot. It turns into an isotope and starts the chainreaction of radioactive toxication in your body.


I wish for less duties to keep your life straight.

Granted.
Your duties decrease and my life shifts into an arc.
A high velocity arc on a collision course with your face, which explodes into powder upon impact.
I take your credit card(s) from the carcass.

I wish I knew what jesus would do.

Granted. It's perverted and now you're disillusioned.

I wish I wasn't so cross today.

Granted, you are square today.

I wish for a gagor.

And you get it and gag on it!

I wish that Fatty Arbuckle's gags were a bit better!

Granted, and now that you know, the old trickster set out to silence you

I wish the bank would get into gear and do their job

Granted, banks now rob people even more.

I wish for a better caek.