...Said "i will return from the grave in a few pages! I am AAARG!!" and vanished. Suddenly....

an iraqi dude exploded (no offense!) and alot of gore...

's friends went to Disney Land to audition for

frozen Walt Disney's auction. Al Gore himself managed to buy him. When he opened the freezer (where Walt was)...

he found a gigantic lemon. The other guests gasped and one lady fainted. Al Gore's face gently turned from a soft pink to the colour of a sunburnt tomato. He yelled "WHAT...

THE HELL HAVE QUAYLE DONE NOW?" oblivious to the fact that Quayle

actually was the lemon in question, and had accidentally become frozen during Walt Disneys elaborate return-from-the-dead-and-unfreeze-and-take-over-the-world scheme, which involved...

8 previous ill-concieved plans, a Swedish wrestler, a very dead horror actor, same props to be used at different locations, an infamous director and

some french porn film's. Anyway, Al Gore..

suddenly flipped out and screamed "I don't really believe in all this enviromnmental crap! Rape the whales! Burn the f**kin' forests!" before pulling out two mac-10's and opening fire on the crowd in front of him, killing 8 pensioners, 5 single mothers, 2 nuns, a cripple, and blowing a little boy's **** off. He then laughed continously even while he crapped and pissed himself, and continued to laugh until the police tried to arrest him, at which point he exploded, showering everyone with gore (sorry, I can't avoid the pun). The police laughed and pissed on the remains before going out to roust hookers for free handjobs. Then..

(I'd like to see how anyone is going to continue from there, I imagine pigggy is the only person up to the job)