...you're a little parasite who feeds off the inside layers of the skin of medics.

This thread (as a whole) will make sense to you unless...

...this is your first post in this thread and you are stupid and didn't read the first post to find out what is going on or how the game evolved.

You are stupid if...

...you actually read all the posts posted in such threads.

You'll be dreaming about how evil you are if...

...you're a narcoleptic arch-villain.

You could really use a nap if...

...you spent too much time here
you can have a lot of free time, if...

...you nibbled on your bosses spine for a long enough time.

You actually did nibble on it if...

you have a weird fetish for things like that

You probably have a weird fetish if...

You get turned on by people sniffing their armpits


You probbably get turned on by armpits if...

...you're a Corynebacterium tenuis.

You get turned on by Latin words if...

... your a necrophil.

You'd fear a necrophil if...