Then a civilian yelled LOLOMGWTFBBQM8! So..

everyone was confused and...

Godzilla was the most confused which made his eyes go crosseyed, with the red hot lazers still comming out of his eyes they........

swung inwards, frying his nostril hairs before zapping his brain, a brain that

"Tastes very nice indeed" I said, licking my lips and pocketing the electric razor that had just appeared in front of my eyes...

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put on my clever glasses-nose-moustache cloaking device,...

taking care to keep my wig on, and...

slowly tiptoed toward the.....

wax lipped rhino blocking the...