The good thing is that he's wearing clothes.

The bad thing is that that is not going to last...

The good news is that David Hasselhoff has so much body hair that you can't actually see his "pink bits..."

The bad thing is that pink is a very shiny color... :tai:

Good thing: You are going to like, what you see...
Bad thing: you are going to like what you see...

OK doesn't really make sense, I'll try another one.

The good thing is, his thingy is so small, you won't even notice it, and in addition to that you are colourblind.

The bad thing is that being colorblind in such a situation is lame and it's not allowed in this game so you CAN see all colors the human eye can perceive. :bleh:

(I somehow felt that the next poster would make our protagonist colorblind)

The good thing is that the car exploded and David Hoffelman...

The bad thing is that the car exploded...

The good thing is, the chassis was pretty much indestructible. So the engine exploded but you're still in one piece.

The bad thing is that you are in the middle of nowhere and your only chance to get away just exploded...