What's the diffrence between a Black man and a basketball...........you can't kick a basketball.


What the diffrence between:A Blackman and a trampolin.......you have to take you shoes of before you jump on the trampolin.


What the diffrence between: A jew and a pizza...........The Pizza doesent scream when it is in the oven.

How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash..
Nine months!

Oh noes! Racism. :w00t:


Gipsies are worse.

And even more racist jokes....

how do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
You stick a banana upp her Vag**a and sé if anything takes a bite.

My favorite bad jokes/oxymorons.

You Jewish Nazi
Skin-Head: Wait, so you say I've been mixing up Ghandi with Hitler?
Come back here, you skinny-fat-douche
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Affordable housing
Near miss
Great depression
Canadian army
Phone sex
United nations
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Death benefits
Airline Food
Women's rights
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Sensitive man
Government organization
Everything except
Civil War
Good kid
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
behind Head
Military Intelligence
Software documentation
New York culture
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then"
Synthetic natural gas
Christian Scientists
Passive aggressive
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Extinct Life
Temporary tax increase
New and improved
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance
Freezer Burn
Honest Politician
Jumbo Shrimp
Loners Club
Postal Service

Amen to those! :D

I only understood what "oxymorons" mean after:

LOL nice.

Here's a OLD SCHOOL one:

What call a hairy man?

A Chia-Pet with a afro. (LAME)

Here's something NEW SCHOOL!

Im getting married to my right hand.

Pet Rocks....
I think that says enough RIGHT there...

That wasn't offensive...

Two dogs were talking...
1: I've a really big problem. Every time I'm needy and get close to a bitch, people start chasing me away.
2: I haven't any such problems. I'm a pure-breed and when I feel horney my misstress...
First dog interupts: Yeah, yeah... You have a blonde for a misstress.

A blonde brings her dog to the vet.
Blonde: Every time I bend over, my dog jumps on me and starts raping me.
Vet: We'll just cut his dong and have it done with.
Blonde: Heavens no, I just wanted you to trim his claws a little and maybe give him some strong breath mints.