you were dead...

You polish your shoes because...

because you wan't to look like a normal person but you are just a freak WANTING to look normal :P

You are going insane if...

you are dilusional.

If you were dilusional, you could know for sure by...

going to exam not learning anything and actually PASS :P (happened today :D)

you are a black sheep if...

You are Albino...

You might think AlbinoBlackSheep rocks if...

you never listened to Nightwish before (Tarja has so great voice :wub: )

Your girlfriend/boyfriend left you because....

...you listen to Nightwish.

You might prefer cats over dogs because...

(that was rude <_<)

you like licking them

you are EVIL (>:D) if

...you push people down stair yelling "Don't fall down the stairs" behind them.

You visit Albinoblacksheep regularly if...