he'd really grow up which he was scared of cause

He already had trouble finding friends due to his size, at which most people would point and yell and run away. This makes big monkeys sad. And King Kong was a VERY sad monkey. And when big monkeys get sad, they get angry. So this was one VERY ANGRY BIG MONKEY. Postal Dude...

began to get very worried - this was one angry monkey! King Kong drew his light sabre out of it's special hiding place and...

wagered out loud: "Hah! I bet you a banana you never saw that coming!". "Well I bet you a rolling barrel you never saw who's behind you!" tested Posal Dude triumphantly as

Godzilla crawled up the building and swiped at Kongs bum. "Ouch", said the very angry big monkey, "Now my bum hurts. Now I'm an EXTREMELY Angry Very Big Monkey!!", and with that the EXTREMELY Angry Very Big Monkey!! lurched forward and began to hurl bananas and barrels and barrels of bananas and bananas of barrels at Godzilla. The lizard...

Caught one of the barrals, as he looked at the barrel, he suddenly realised that the Big angry ape thingy, was throwing beer kegs at him, but what the big angry monkey thingy did'nt realise was, when the lizard drinks beer, it has the same effect on the lizard, as popey has when he eats spinnich! ho doubles in size and gets ten times stronger!! now with a sly lok in the lizards eye and holding the beer he...

yelled you son of a cow I gonna fart on your head, then...

you will fart on my head, and we all will fart happily on each other for the whole week-end, eating tons of beans and cabbages". Postal Dude and King Kong looked at each other profoundly confused and decided to

have a drink and think about all this.

So they drank until they fell over, or in Postal Dude's case, shot 8 people, blew up a church and then fell over. Godzilla got bored and