Pools of blood started pouring out from your CD drive...

You'd kill the whole "O Rly?" owl thing if...

you didn't like owls that speak

you would shoot everyone you know if

Jack Thompson would be right

you are baffled when...

... you spot tulac in motion :D

You'd think about doing some sports again if...

You went totally insane.

This would never happen because...

you're on pills.

Which is likely if...

You really are insane

The doormonkey ate your pills because...

...his name is Gordon.

You might want to call yourself Borut because...

... the only other option is Master MC.

You might want to call yourself Master MC because...

You own MCness.

You'd own Mcnes because...