But it backfired! Even though it was sauerkraut, and even though it exploded on dental impact - it was clearly a massive improvement on traditional turkey stuffing, which is generally made from twigs, very small pebbles and the souls of dead kittens...

The kittens found a magic orb and they lived again... Yeah!! All live the kittens sayd...

they formed battle formation and swarmed all over Castro and Stalin. Shocked and frightened, Stalin threw down his vodka and...

peed on the zombie cats, now the...

ground went slippery and everyone slipped and fell...

on the kings ... (well...) and everbody broke their neck, then..

it slowly dawned: Death was missing the party! Death missed his cue line! Death was obviously oblivious to the fact that if there was ever going to be an hour of senseless scythe chopping, then this would be it! In short: Death was missing!

His underpants of Death! just one sniff, and the unlucky victim would die a slow smelly Death,

all of a sudden he rememberd...

what his mother once told him: "Killing is wrong, no matter the frame you put on it". He realized that it was so, and went to become a pro-life extremist

Farting on anybody he saw...