Granted. The Clients are now so smart that they figure out that you are laying idle in the company. They switch the company, they have less turnover and can't pay you anymore. You lose your job.


I wish that I already had an idea for my final exam project.

Granted, you now do, except it's a bad one. You fail.

I wish it was time to go out already.

granted.
And you may stay out from now on.

I wish I still had hair on my skull, it's darned cold when you're bald.

Now yeah, at least I can baldly go where no man has gone before ..... BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY...

Granted.
You have hair growing out your skull.
It keeps your brain warm until it grows in and crushes it, leaving you stupid then dead.

I wish I knew whether or not dosraider is aware that he is typing his thoughts out loud and in italics at the end of his posts :whistling:

Now you are aware, but in order for you to become aware of this fact you had to stalk dosraider and the police got wise to you being a stalker so they drag you up to some god forsaken wood and feed you nothing but unsalted peanuts untill your teeth hurt - and anybody can tell you that's a bloody long time.

I want to know which shares to buy on the Indonesian market.

Granted. You are now arrested for insider trading.

I wish I knew how to play the harp.

Granted, the gods fulfill your wish.
Nice, isn't it?
You should be happy now.


Ow ow ow, they misunderstood and you're playing with a big badmooded Harpy ...
Ah, the poor Lulu_Jane, she's shredded by the Harpy.

Now yeah, better next time.


I wish next time would be a lot better.

Granted.
Next time is a lot better...
For pain!

I wish I was a supraman

:tai: *Darned where are my reading glasses, or heck, I can read chumloofahs wish without them, I'm not thÃ*t old.*

I'm in a good mood, so I grant you your wish.

You are suppository_man and you are shoved into Sebatianos his behind.
Enjoy your journey friend.

I wish my eyesight was better.

Granted.
You can now see everything and are overwhelmed by the multitudinous images, so for all intents and purposes you eyes are so damn good you are blind.

I wish pandas knew how to mate.
With each other to produce offspring.