Granted.
You get an uber phat l3wt so you can pwn stuff.
Alas alas alas, the stuff crowd didn't liked the pawnage.
They gather a lynch mob and hang you on the highest tree branch they find.

I wish I was sleeping already, dreaming 'bout nuking stuff.

Granted.
You are asleep, dreaming about nuking stuff.
You wake up in hell where you will be tortured for all eternity. gg.

I wish i had a uber 1337 Quad core monster PC.

Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish for a wish.

Granted.
Your wish is granted...
That's it

I wish for a dish

And you get a dish of most foul smelling thing you ever came across in your life and can't get rid of it, making you puke regularly every seventeen minutes until you die of malnutrition.

I wish the new forum was slightly easier to navigate.

Granted, it now consists of only one subforum. One you can't read!

I wish for the forum to go back to functioning as usual.

Granted, but this happens with the expense of SPAMbot's littering the forums.

I wish for better Slightly smaller Forum skins.

And you get them, but they totally screw up your graphic card and it fries.


I wish... upon a star.

And by that star you are swiftly crushed.

I wish I still had my old E-mail account so I could retrieve my old account.

Wish granted, but in granting this wish, I DESTROY YOU, SONGNAR II. <insert lengthy, nefarious laughter>

I wish I could stop getting junk-mail from the year 2038. Seriously, I get e-mail from the future. it's creepy.