Granted, you will now receive IMPORTANT mail from the year 1999 stating that you WILL die TODAY!!! <insert evil demonic laughter here>

I wish for something to wish about.

Granted. Now the world is going through nuclear winter, all your loved ones get a terminal disease, and you are attacked by a grizzly bear.

I wish to be able to convince anyone of anything in a discussion.

Granted, everybody will be convinced if you state you're a nut (but nothing else)

I wish new great games would come out really cheap

No problem, great new games come out almost for free and everybody is able to get a copy except for you, because you were too late and no body will let you play them.

I wish I had one of the new great cheap games.

Granted, you get one great game.
Great in size that is.
You need to buy a 2TB HD.
The game itself is of course total crap.

I wish I had a 2TB HD.

wish granted, but you'll never ever get a computer to go with it

I wish I had a outstanding condition so I would never get tired when walking in the wild

Granted, but you die of exhaustion and experience death fully awake.

I wish to rent dosraiders signature.

Granted, but it doesn't let you specify what message to be displayed, so the text remains same.

I wish I had a +5 Keen Flaming Burst Vorpal Longsword.

Granted.
You get one.
Embedded deeply between your shoulder blades.

I wish Luchsen would finally pay for the space he rented. :mad:

Granted, but he pays in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish I had a non-corrupted wish.