I will grant your wish, uncorrupted.
In an unrelated matter, you really should see a doctor about that Ebola you seem to be developing.

I wish that your wish would be a wishier wish than my own wish therefore corrupting your wishy wish far more than you are about to corrupt mine.

Granted...Errrr.... What??!!:confused:

I wish for faster internet connection...

Granted. Your connection is now 1 Kb/s faster. Have fun with that extra bandwidth.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

granted, but now you can't tell what part of that wish is granted or not

I wish the weather to be very nice tomorrow

Granted, all people that love exactly the kind of weather you hate most will find the weather very nice tomorrow.

I wish for snow!

Granted, your house is filled with snow now

I wish to pass my driving test at the first time

Granted, so you'll start driving completely unprepared and will crash into a very expensive car, paying for it for the next 15 years!

I wish I had a shovel to get all this snow out of my house.

granted, but it's the size of a pooperscooper

I wish I had a full bottle of Oban 14 (a very good whisky)

Granted. Enjoy.

Oh dear, what's this? Oh no, the bottle is cursed. You can strain and pull with all your might, you can hit the bottle with your car, if you like, it cannot be opened. Oh well, at least it makes a nice mantelpiece.

I wish to attend the funeral of Dr. Phil.

Granted, but you'll lie next to him in his coffin

I wish everything in this world is for free