^wants to be a journalist :D

^Wants to bring peace

^Scared of snipers

^should be scared of Orbital Lasers. :sneaky:

^NUKE THE SAUSAGE FROM THE ORBIT!

^Got blasted to bits by personal request. :sneaky:

^Lost in space

^Absolutely correct. :huh:

Now I'm stuck at this odd planet the locals call Earth.
:sos:

^ isn't in shape. Otherwise he would easyly terraform Mars to allow humans to live on it and solve the Venus-acid-cloud-problem that keeps us from really thorough research on it. And maybe he would be able to determine, if the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter was a planet once.
But like I said, ^ isn't in shape and can't. LOL

^Is STILL not aware I'm a mercenary that works for Space Pirates.

We don't do Terra forming.

Unless it's for the right price. :sneaky: