and granted, any monkey able to figure that a needle slit throat would look cool, has a HUUUUUGE imagination. "That's it, from now on I'm Dinkey King!" he roared silently through his dysfunctional throat and

...disappeared into the jungle to let the time pass and cure his aching throat. Meanwhile, the dark archmage Arcandor invented another silly and pointless plan to destroy the entire universe...

and he failed and now he is dead in prision with his 3D version of tetris!! DAMN YOU!!! said the milkman but then...

he spotted the 3D Tetris, glowing ominously in the dark beside the very dead and very soulless Arcandor. The milkman nervously picked up the Tetris. A bell rang solemnly 12 times, a gust of chilling wind brushed his sweaty hands, a wolf cried, an owl wept, the calendar decided it was Friday the 13th, even though it was in fact Tuesday the 5th, a bat swept past him, an old wooden door was having an arguement with the hinges and two little kids dressed up as witches intoned: "Trick or treat?".

After that Freddy Krüger appeared and tore the two children apart. As of the milkman, he already was busily working with Tetris 3D so Freddy decided to leave him alone... for now...

which was probably a very stupid thing to do, because everybody knows that Tetris playing milkmen will always come back at the worst moment possible and ruin your plans, particularly if your plans include entering the dreams of school children and murdering them in ridiculously complicated (yet cinematically pleasing) ways.

But of course, Freddy Krueger forgot this because he was much more interested in the...

manicure kit he had by trading in his pedicure kit after realizing that trimmed toe nails wasn't gonna do the trick at all when terrorizing trembling teens. "Good heavens! A hammered nail" he observed out loud while

he talked to a car dealer on the phone. "1.000.000 dollars.."-Car Dealer "Okay, I'll pay when I get the car!"-Freddy "What? No, you gotta pay me now.."-Car Dealer "Today?"-Freddy "DUH!!"-Car Dealer *sigh* "Sir, I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I'm not, and that sir. Is an idiot."-Freddy then the car dealer said...

..."1, 2, Freddy comes for you"...

which confused Freddy speechless: "B-b-b-bu-bu-b-but-but-but-bu..." he spluttered as