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punch999 13-08-2005 09:18 PM

I still vote for the biggest joke of all

christianity

JudgeDeadd 14-08-2005 09:09 AM

You never heard of it, but anyway...

Turkish Bath!
We, the followers of mighty Turkish Bath, are fighting the infidels, worshipping the <yuck>Golden Toilet</yuck>.

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I still vote for the biggest joke of all

christianity

:angry:

Xikarita 14-08-2005 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Quintopotere@Aug 13 2005, 07:44 PM
I prefer the way of the Jedi, and learning how to control the Force...

Maybe in that way i will live for thousands of years, becoming wise, short, green, strange-talking... LOL

When 900 years old YOU reach, feel as good you will not, mmm? :ok:



@moogle: Stop it already! I told you, Mog is a *girl* moogle from FF9! She has this thing on her neck that sets her apart from other moogles...Go play FF9 all over again, and you'll see that I'm right :angel:



blastradius14 14-08-2005 03:14 PM

But she isn't a moogle at all! She was a summon, an esper, a guardian force! She only took the FORM of a moogle so Eiko would accept it.


Mormon is the stupidest split off of Christianity on the planet.

BeefontheBone 14-08-2005 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by The Niles@Aug 10 2005, 12:18 PM
I'm a proud member of DNRC. Strictly speaking not a religion but we could be called a cult. Once Dogbert takes over the world (and that is inevitable) we shall all become part of the new ruling class. The rest of you will become our and Dogbert's servants. Be prepared.

And another bonus is that we get send a funny comic every day to our email accounts.

And a groovy newsletter once in a while, with True Tales of Induhviduals to look forward to. But we're not supposed to talk about it...

Also, I'm not sure if anyone mentioned it (8 pages? Yeesh!) but the "put Jedi on the census to make it a proper religion" thingg is a myth.


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