Haha! I don't know why I find that funny. :roflol:

One day in the bar, man 1 brags to his two other buddies that his Girlfriend is a sex beast and she has decided to move in with him. Man 2 congratulates him and buys him a drink, then says that although his wife loves him fiercly, he has been getting some from his assistant at work. Man 3 says heh, you guys think you have enough? Man 1 and 2 look at him quizically, and man 3 says, I am lucky I am a sheepherder....

uhh what's the difference between a blonde and a 747??









give up???



















everyones been in a blonde but not in a 747 LOL

This reminds me... blonde jokes:

What do blondes and turtles have in common?
Once they're on their backs, they can't get up.

What's the difference between a blonde and a turtle?
The turtle doesn't spred the legs when it falls on the back.

What's the difference between a monkey and a blonde?
Make-up and silicone.

How do you know a blonde played with the computer?
There's a condome on the joystick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a BMW?
You don't lend your BMW to your friends.

What do blondes and hunting guns have in common?
First you bend them you load them.

What does one blonde's foot say to the other?
"Haven't seen you in days."

Why do blondes have shaven pussies?
Have you ever seen grass grow on the highway?

What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair?
Artificail intelegence.

What do blonds have in common with life?
Life sucks...

What's the most envirenmental friendly thing on the face of the earth?
A blonde trying to quit smoking cigarets.

A blonde who couldn't tell time made made an apointment with two guys at the same time.
She managed to squeeze them both in.

How do for blondes sit down on a bar chair?
They turn the chair around.

What happens if an aged blonde sits on a bar chair?
She sinks.

Why don't blonds eat pickles?
They can't reach in the jar with their mouth.

A blonde went into an erotic-shop to buy a few dildos.
The shop got closed down by the fire inspector the next day, because they had no more fire extinguishers.

one day a blonde got so tired with all the jokes she decided to hang herself from a tree

1 hour later some one came past and said why are you hanging from your feet?

blonde: i'm trieing to hang my self!

person:aren't you suppossed to hang your self by the neck

blonde: well i tried that but it hurt!

A classic:

I liked that one.

Anyway, wasn't this one for BAD jokes, not offensive or rasist?

This one was called "the stupidest joke ever" :

Two guys were walking down the street.
Brick felt on the first one, the other one's name was Joe.


No hidden stuff, just a stupid joke.

one native asks the chief how do you name our people he says by the first thing we see. The cheif says why do you ask Two dogs fu|<ing

How do you know a black man is a hockey player? He only has three teeth instead of five.

The worst joke:

I hate this forum. LOL

Hehe, I love you guys, you crack me up. :D