granted, but all you'll ever write is rubbish no one ever reads or cares about

I wish I could cook meals even better than I already do

Granted... just one TINY problem... every five minutes from now on a new hobbit will knock on your door expecting to try your delicious meals.

I wish candy was healthy and made my teeth stronger.

Granted... Too bad that candy now causes rapid global warming

I wish I was a beer.

Granted... but because of the rapid global warming (caused by the candy) everybody wants to drink you... so you spend the rest of your life running for it.

I wish tomorrow wasn't monday.

granted, but instead of the weekend you'll get two mondays from now on

I wish I knew where I left my second pair of shoes

You remember, but really wish you hadn't, because... oh well, you know what I'm talking about.

I wish there were some pictures of where you left your shoes (although they'd be too gorse to watch).

Here, a pic of the place where his shoes are.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4453/blackbs7.png

I wish the pic wasn't censored. :(

Granted. But you are banned for showing a censored image.

I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a Merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year!

Granted of course.
Thank you Tervez, you're swell.

Of course YOUR Chistmas and New Year will sux big, it will be the worst you ever had.

I wish poor Tervez was a bit more carefull when he wishes something.

Granted, his next wish spells doom for you.

I wish the postal service didn't charge for their services at all.