Granted... and from now on all your relatives will ship you elephants on your birthday, just because they CAN.

I wish I had a brand new 100inch plasma screen mounted on the wall opposite my computer desk.

wish granted, but it's broken and you can't get it work and now you've got a useless piece of junk attached to the wall

I wish I had a nice warm cup of tea

Wish granted... but a poisonous spider took a bath in it and you spend the last 20 seconds of your life wondering why everything is spinning around when you are lying perfectly still on the floor minding your own business.

I wish I had a bigger home cinema setup.

Granted. Unfortunately, that 50 meter tall screen won't fit in your house. Or even your yard actually.

I wish that Dosraider would [get a really nice house, car and computer for himself.]

Huh. That's odd. Did I just say that? I didn't mean to.

Your wish is vain, means: I've got it all.

I wish that was true.

Granted, but then you realize it's ALL space to rent.

Completely filled by Luchsen, but he STILL hasn't payed yo a dime.

I wish for that house and stuff Dosraider is getting.

Granted. I however couldn't figure out a funny way to corrupt your wish, so it just decides to spontaneously explode when you get close to it.

I wish that people knew what my avatar and signature refer to.

Granted.
And we all forget as soon as we can 'cause we really ain't interested.

I wish that my son's GSM wouldn't ring with that fuc*ing tune.

And instead it has a tune that irritates you even more, while on the other hand every other cell phone on this planet has that very same f*cking tune :)


I wish you'd be tied to a chair and made to listen to that tune for 72 hours straight without any sleep. :eek:

Granted.
After that ordeal I'm going bananas and dismember you.

I wish I had some bananas right now.