asked why did they first (re)make the movie second part of a certain 7 part book series first, as the first book involved abusing the fact you had a fairy grandmother, sending guinea pigs to other dimensions with magic rings, saving lives with a magic apple and explains where the second book's villain, magic cabinet and misplaced streetlight came from.

the being controlling this reality decided that was quite enough of that and dropped a giant foot on everything

(I am going to regret this... <_< )

that lived. It crushed the globe, the next one and the previous. Weeping children were

crying loud: "For crying out loud! What are you doing?" before

they eated their dinner but then their mother sayd...

..."You eat too much, now you'll be sacrificed to Leviathan". The children objected though...

and they ran away to another planet called...

Jenny. Now, Jenny was, and probably still is

a big fat @ss3d b1t(h... (no offense to all the Jennys out there)

However, De La Soul were quite found of Jenny. Nevertheless, Jenny was a naughty, ill-behaved planet, because it liked to...

spew out tons of brown stinking Lava from it's mountains. That reminded everyone of...