Granted. You get bananas, which are actually live banana bombs...

I wish for more freedom...and money.

Granted. You move out of your house, gain lots of cash and live a happy life... for 2 weeks after which you must, due to an computer error, pay 20 million Euros in taxes.

I wish that this topic wouldn't corrupt wishes anymore.

Granted, but now everybody who enjoyed spoiling wishes in this topic decided to spoil your life instead... by doing horrible things to you.

I wish you a nice life http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/evil2.gif

Granted, Terves gets a nice life. (ahw, how nice)
Until he gets hit by that Truck. (ooooh, Nicer)

I wish to be indestructible.

granted, but you'll be mentally unstable forever as well


I wish I could write a novel

Granted. Did you know that you could that before? Only now it sucks much more? Yes, I thought you didn't know.

I wish it was the 24th day already.

Granted.
It's the 24th day after the apocalypse.
And we all hate you, that's the few who were able to survive it.


I wish it was +20°C instead of -4°C :mad:

Granted. However, it affects the whole planet, melting the ice caps and causing huge floods, tornadoes, tidal waves and other unpleasent stuff.

Just because you didn't put a warmer shirt on.

I wish that I had a car that runs on water.

Granted.
Alas it doesn't stay long on water, it's in water now. blub blub blub.

I wish Tervez wasn't polluting water with all those vehicles of him.
Bàààààààààd Tervez.

Granted, Tervez is now riding on his one-wheeled bicycle...

I wish for more beer... *burp*