/\ Nooooooooo! Is mistaken :)

^ skinned, barbecued and ate the Ninja Cat instead

^ Doesn't know about ninjakala
<- Doesn't know about ninjacat

^As stated, Doesn't know about Ninja Cat

^Is the gutted ninja cat.

^ Has a crush on ninja cats

^is a ninja cat that's been crushed under a 18 wheeler truck.

/\ Was most likely driving the 18 wheeled truck.

^was my lovely passenger. Was always talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking, a distraction.
So I didn't notice I drove over that ninja cat.

^picks random ladies for passangers