And you get even more people who drank beer piss on you... Never did say it mustn't be digested first.

I wish for warmer toilet seats in public toilets.

Granted. Uh, how warm exactly? Oh nevermind, I'm sure that those 1000 celsius toilet seats will come in handy in something.

I wish that I could walk on water.

Granted, but just like your predecessor you're nailed to a cross soon after you show off your skill.

I wish all of this would somehow make just a bit less sense then it does at half past three in the morning when you decide not to read it, because you still haven't fully woken up with a bacon breakfast in the neighbor's kitchen waiting for you to peak at it.

Granted. The message is deemed more incomprehensible than the hieroglyphs, and no way you're going to get a Rosetta stone for that.

I wish that Sebatianos would be [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] because of [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS].

And your wish is [DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSE :p]

I wish I hadn't coppied your signature.

Granted. This however creates a time paradox, as I'm fulfilling this wish when I can't fulfill this wish, because you didn't wish for it in the first place, which you didn't do because you didn't copy my signature.

I wish for pie, no wait, cake. I wish for cake.

And there will be cake, after you've been incinerated ofcourse (you really should know better after playing Portal)


I wish I brushed my teeth this morning

Granted, you brushed your teeth And DIDN'T missed that bus.
How? You where standing in front of it when it RUSHED by your bus stop.

I wish I have a Drivers license AND a Car to drive in.

Granted. You now have a car to drive in. Unfortunately, you can't drive inside your car, because you can't fit another car inside it.

I wish for a Mace +1.

Granted. However "The Mace +1 is welded in your hands!"

I wish for Infocom stuff.