if its lit with X-mas lights

you smack Santa Claus if........

...If you cant get with Mrs Clause.

Youd rather an elf to Rudolph if...

... you're "from the other shore". :D


You swim off that shore if...

...Rudolph was having a sleepover party

youd throw one too if...

If you thinks that grammar matters in these posts. :bleh:

you throw stones in glass houses if................

... you got some free time. Well, everybody does that all the time really (or maybe it is just me!).

You throw eggs at chicken if ...

...the chicken came first, and it's a small chicken and you are sure it won't beat you up.

You'll throw chickens into a pile of eggs if...

...you want to check which one will break

You reach the speed of an unladen Nazgul if....

Wait! You must specify: European or African?

you reach the speed of a european unladen nazgul, the one with the twin engine and the extra long wings, but without those fancy things at the tips of the wings, IF....