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...you're being chased by one and you really, REALLY want to cling onto your life for a bit longer.

You're a "depressingly stupid machine" if...

...if you are DDR! (Der Dumme Rest)

You are a Sick Spammer Idiot if...

-his eyes stare on U-Boat Commander David "o_O"- [cough],[cough]

you don't like yourself if..

you're sitting in a bath tub (between a female bear and her cub) filled with pirhanas, playing 'will-it-fall-into-my-tub?" with a toaster, thinking you'd look better as Zha Zha Gabor on a bad hair day, all while enjoying a nice, hot cup of poison.

You're a gullible mug if...

...you believe that Duke Nukem Forever will come out...

you are a fierce chipmunk if....

If you play chip and dale.

You are a very silly man if...

Graham Chapman's The Colonel enters and order you to stop because it's too silly.

You're another Groo if

.... you keep falling over because yu can't tie your shoe-laces correctly.


You're having ugly boots on your feet if...

...50 cent is your idol...

your mother is a grizzly bear if....

she beats your friends to a pulp for coming in between you and her.

You have utterly failed to be evil if...