^ is a'she' and can't tell a female from a male

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Tulac, you're too fast...

^Is too slow

^ has amazing green eyes. :D

^uses a lame pick up line! LOL

^Was riding on a horse while falling off the Peace Train

^pressing the average consumer to donate a electron for his diabolical plots concerning that of dominating the world and of the like.

^uncovered blizzard08's diabolical plot

^has a keen eye to spot unnecessary useless comments :D

^has a life-changing signature

^don't have a signature at all