The bad thing is that the hotel is closed for refurbishment.

The bad thing is that the hotel is owned by Norman Bates...

the good thing is that he is now reformed thanks to prescription drugs

The bad thing is that you farted and the hotel got destroyed

The good news is that the explosion caused by your fart also created a nice comfy cave for you to shelter in...

The bad thing is that before you can do anything, the cave gets conquered by bears and squirrels.

(Man! This guy has lots of bad luck!)

The good thing is that you trowh a handgrenade in

The bad news is you counted to "five" instead of "three" and the grenade went off in your hand

The good thing is that now nobody will ask you are you left or right-handed....

The bad thing is that you just lost the arm that you used a lot