Granted, you are banned and your post has been deleted

"I wish I had an angel"

Granted, except I misheard you and now you have a protractor.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard AND I don't want any zombie turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't any other weird surprises, you got it?

Granted, you got the cold turkey sandwich and you turned into a chicken vindaloo, naturally.

I wish I knew how to play a banjo

Granted, but now you've turned into that kid from Deliverance.


I wish you a happy voyage to the future endevaours of life.

Granted, *I* will have happy voyages, whereas YOU will participace in a huge highway pileup with your car as a base...under a 18wheeler hauling petrol...(ouch!)

I wish Tulac never made that wish, so I didn't have to kill him

Granted! Tulac, grateful for your having saved him from immolation, kisses you full on the mouth. There's tongue. And he's been into the lutefisk again.

I wish it was time to go home.

(@FPJ: GNAAAARGH)

Granted, it is time for you to go home, so you leave the island of Abandonia, never to return again. YOU ARE BANNED! Bon voyage!

I wish I would be more compassionate.

Granted! You are now the most compassionate person who ever lived. Unfortunately, you can't stop weeping over the countless trillions of bacteria that are needlessly slaughtered every day.

I wish I liked autumn more.

Granted, but you moved to the North Pole so you can't enjoy it.

I wish you all the best!

Granted, we get all the best from everything there is...whereas YOU, while under the car pile up soaking in gasoline, a lightning strikes you while a meteor is crashing down, just after you drown in your own blood because the steering weel went through your chest because the seat squashed you onto the dashboard...all in flames...(again: ouch!)

I wish Tulac to live long a prosper...despite this game made me kill him even more ^_^