Granted, he now quotes entire topics. Curses on you and your wishes!

I wish I could row faster

granted, now instead of rowing 1 mile per hour you row 2 mph. Must be hard on asphalt huh?

I wish it wasn't such a big deal about my quoting your posts.
(umm, how to quote a topic?) (curse you all for your corruptions)

Granted, from now on we all will ALWAYS quote uselessly ALL your posts.

I wish I didn't do this:
:laugh:

granted. now you screw a turkey

i wish i didn't have to move to new house

Granted, now you'll have to live in a cardboard box without internet

I wish a was awake enough at any time of the day (well, except nighttime)

Granted, now you'll have to listen to all boring things your teachers babble on about :)

I wish I were a mixture of Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Granted, you'll get the brain(?) of Ahnold and teh looks of Einstein.



I wish I had something better to do then posting here.

Granted now you post at a hentai site... :amused:

I wish I could freeze everything except me

Granted, now you melt.

I wish I could freeze the quote button.

Granted, now when you want to quote something you'll have to type character by character...

I wish i had control under a moderator...