Granted, multiple tornadoes blow away everything in a fifty mile radius, leaving clear skies in their wake.

I wish I was two feet taller.

Granted, by the will of Innos you're now a tall tree.
I wish I would have nothing to do today.

Granted, but you'll also have nothing to do tomorrow, or the day after. This is because you're in a coma.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cake.

Granted, you have now to eat cakes every day, the entire day, without stopping, up to vomiting.
I wish to have some nice sleep.

Granted, you'll get a whole herd of nice sheep.

I wish to know what Scatty wants to do with those sheep.





What? What? What? What's wrong with my glasses? They are fine.

Granted but the knowledge is so mind blowing your head explodes,
I wish I was King Aragorn

And so you are, but since he's a literaty fictional character, you can't prove your identity anywhere and loose all your personal possesions causing you to become a begger who gets kicked to death by a gang of 70 year old peg leg society of eastern port gang.

I wish wouldn't have te (although I still could, since nothing would be wrong with me) work any more, because I would have enough money to provide for myself for the rest of my life.

Granted. Here you have 0.05€.

That will suffice for the whole extremely healthy 2 secs that your life gone last.



I wish there was no dull eurosongfestival.

Granted, the entire Europe ceases to exist due to a huge meteor impact.
I wish I had an angel.

Granted! The Angel of Death comes @ your doorstep.

And he WANTS YOUR SOUL!


I wish I would feel healthier then I do now....