granted, but now you'll have to wear woolen itchy socks all of the time

I wish iPods weren't metadata-reliable

granted, they are now... metadata-unreliable?

i wish i could think positive

Granted. You now have an uncanny ability to think about things that have a positive charge. Not that it does any good to you, though.

I wish for a private universe.

Granted, you get your private room in the mental institution.
Of course icecold shower included.


I wish I still had as much hair as 30 years ago. :(
Damn cold, my skull now.

Granted. However your hair grew in the back, armpits and pubic areas.

I wish our swimming trip at the 17th would push through.

Granted, and they add a little more challenge to it ......
You will swim over the Pacific Ocean now.
Swim or sink ianfreddie07, my money's on sink.

I wish ianfreddie07 could enjoy -(shortly anyway)- his Pacific adventure.

Granted, He enjoys it because you are carrying him across
I wish that I had a Saturn V Rocket

Granted, then it explodes upon launch which causes the destruction on NASA.
I wish that I wasn't so sleepy right now

granted you will be sleepy again in 30 seconds
i wish i had the power to summon hamburgers

granted. you get so fat that you can't even see your dinagling when you pee

i wish i didn't say dingaling in this post