sargeant again! :Brain: and with 7 kills in 5 missions (not too good considrening I earned 4 of those in the first 2) phear me tai,for I might take away your first place for kills. <buaha-ha-ha-ha> LOL

<In one of the labs...>
"So, the droid got busted again?"
"Yes, and this time... I'm not sure if you want to hear it..."
"What's wrong?"
"They... the idiots have lost the body."
"Eff. Now we have neither what was left of him nor the combat log. Can anything be worse?"
"They also are completely oblivious as to when and where he died, too..."
"WHAT??? How can you lose a goddamn android?!"
"Apparently, they could."
"At least we have a ROM construct of his knowledge and personality. Which reminds me..."
"Of?"
"Remember our experiments with cybernetic augmentation? Go to the morgue and fetch a couple bodies. I heard they can barely find place to store them, nowadays..."
"But sir..."
"Just do it. Preferably some that don't miss any major organs, too. By the way, wetware doesn't count."
"...Yes, sir..."

<An hour later. Something nasty is going on in the lab, that's for sure>
<A scientist and an assistant are standing over some gruesomely maimed body>
<The corpse's cranium is open, and the cerebellum is missing>
<Scientist is manipulating on some metallic object held in his hand>

"This device should be fairly compatibile with a human body. Time to check the theory..."

<Another hour. Now the object is lodged in the place of cerebellum and the corpse has been quite decently sewn together. The face has undergone severe modifications, though.>

"It's working. To the vats with him..."

get out of my heart immeaditely!! :D

I would like to know too, but you're not in the soldier list anymore so you died. It's hard to keep track of who dies when you've got 14 soldiers spread all over the place and when someone's killed all you end up with is a nameless corpse.

On other news, we got Blaster Launchers! Am I the only one seeing a lot of friendly fire in our future? :P

Stats and such will be updated as soon as I have the time, pretty busy atm. In the meantime you can amuse yourselfs reading the predecessor of this game over here (you might need to register).

*Tc decides to visit the Resurrection room*
*Tc looks at the_fifth_horsemens vats*

Tc: Ah! A fresh body for my experiences...

*Tc empties the vat into a carriable vat*

Later...

*Tc returns the_fifth_Horsemen in the original vat*

Tc: Now that i installed new parts, the_fifth_horsemen is now an ultimate X-Com warrior....

*Tc looks at the Kon-Tikis vat while equipping the screwdriver*

Afraid of Taikara nah :bleh: indeed fought the mind control, came out alive and got a promotion to boot, yeah so all the good stuff *hands her a Beer* cheers I say. :cheers:

Blaster Launchers eh, sweet. :max:

aaw, I'll move up next to you! well, I would, if I could..
damn lack of mod powers here...

Hum... I think Kosta would fire our asses of X-COm if we started to "dogfight" for Taikara.... :tai: :bleh:

About her liking that situation... I dunno LOL
--------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah.... Cheers for Taikara!! :cheers:

Drinks on me!!! :D

*Gets hit by a large cannister of beer*

Ouch......... not like that.....
--------------------------------------------
Now with jokes apart and with productive text... I don't think we will be guetting blaster lauchers real soon. Don't forget we have more important Items to research.... blaster launcher only become a priority once we have fixed the budget problem I belive.

<The tanks...>
<An eye suddenly shoots open>
ERROR!
ERROR!
ERROR!
<The nameless body opens its mouth in a voiceless scream as its system is wracked with conflicting impulses and data streams>

SITUATION CRITICAL
INITIATE EMERGENCY ROUTINES
CALL SCIENTIFIC STAFF

<The body convulses in the tank. This can't be good...>

<A scientist enters the vat room>
"What the bloody hell is going on?"

"Oooooh SH*T!!!"

Can I still be put into this? It seems pretty interesting.