^ is the evil Sumo Santa

^ Has a evil-looking avatar. ^

^ is not the hero he pretends to be

^ has a fire-golem, who does his housework.

/\ Inspired me to google for Jewish monsters.

^ is easily inspired to abuse the google-picture-search for really whack ideas which actually roX.

^ Easily inspired. ^

w00t! 7777th post!

^ is easily thrilled and easily distracted.

^ Is right. I like cheap-ass thrills and I'm easily distracted too. ^
cheap-ass thrills = porn

^ finaly i know why he cant get a girl, hes to fast distracted on a date :nuts:
Joking :P
^ ease distracted