man it's so handy, it's actually chained to your hand. you die of starvation

i wish i wasn't so tired

Congratulations, you're wide awake and you'll never sleep again. Yet your perception of time will fade, you'll forget what day it is or what you were supposed to do and it will drive you crazy.

I wish I had bought a bottle of Kaluha as well

Granted but you drink to much of it and pass out in the middle of the road where a 18 wheeler collides with you
I wish that I had won the last Abandonia Contest

You won, but the prize was switched with a bomb at the post office.
I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

Granted, but now you are out of wishes.
I wish I didn't have to use friend codes on the Wii for online play.

Granted, your WII is broken now.
I wish sometimes life would be less complicated than it is...

^ wish granted, you're being held in an institution strapped down to a bed and all you have to do is sleep, eat and recieve those highly suspicious experimental injections the 'doctors' give you every day


I wish my legs were not as pale compared to my arms

Granted, your arms are palier than a white chalk crayon.

I wish it would rain a bit, +25°C is too hot for May.

^ It rains so hard it floods. ^

I wish for nanoaugmentations.

Granted.
Now you have 2 nano-braincells instead of your usual one braincell.

I wish we wouldn't get a flood. :(